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What to do when you’re snowed in or stuck in the house?

sarahj-art:

What to do when you’re snowed in or stuck in the house?

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HEY ASSBUTTS, I’VE GOT A CHALLENGE FOR YOU!

fuckingrecipes:

FOR THE NEXT DAY, ANY TIME SOME RANDOM STRANGER DOES SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU, THANK THEM!

SERIOUSLY! GIVE THEM A LITTLE SMILE AND SAY ‘THANKS’

EVEN IF IT’S PART OF THEIR FUCKING JOB.

POINTING YOU TOWARD WHATEVER THE FUCK ‘NYLON SPACERS’ ARE IN THE STORE, OR CONFIRMING…

Do you mean people don’t do this?  ( I am just kidding, I work in customer service )  I do this.  Since before, because my mother taught me to do this.  

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georgetakei:

Truth in advertising. http://ift.tt/1entXTU

WORKJUICE!

georgetakei:

Truth in advertising. http://ift.tt/1entXTU

WORKJUICE!

"She’d never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn’t get it."

— Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum. (via j-august)

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The thing that killed me about this setup was, okay, you put me in this bathing suit - but then I have to stop talking from here on? Strip me, and I’m silent! I am defiant with everyone else - Tarkin, Darth Vader - but this slug really shuts me up. Any defiance I had in the other movies, all gone.

I was so very happy to kill [Jabba]. It meant I could talk again. They asked me if I wanted a stunt double to kill Jabba and I said, ‘Really, really not. I really, really want to kill him myself.’

"

Carrie Fisher on being Slave Leia (via tederick)

THIS RIGHT HERE is why I hate fandom’s fetishization of Slave Leia. Carrie explains it perfectly (obviously). Leia and Jabba’s interaction in ROTJ isn’t meant to be sexy. It’s meant to make us angry that Leia’s agency has been robbed from her. Her temperament on Tatooine is disgustingly authentic and so much darker when you really think about it.

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Just don’t forget that she killed his ass in a bikini.  Bikini doesn’t make her less, it was the subjugation.  Even chained she still had will, still had guts, brains and took her opportunity to not only survive but win.  

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sing-smoke-dream:

If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

I was at a picnic with all of my family and friends that individual family members had brought to enjoy the abundant and fabulous food my sister, a serious foodie, had cooked lovingly from scratch.  There was a man there who swore he made the “best macaroni and cheese ever”  and we were all impressed, “what is the secret of your macaroni and cheese?” we asked.  And he wouldn’t tell.  But after a little discussion and some serious culinary expert guesses, he agreed that he could make it for us this very day.  So off he and my nephew went to the store.  He came back with a ton of Kraft Mac N Cheese in a box and some pepper blend of spices.  Cooked up about 2 gallons of the stuff and every single person ate it until it was gone.  

sing-smoke-dream:

If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

I was at a picnic with all of my family and friends that individual family members had brought to enjoy the abundant and fabulous food my sister, a serious foodie, had cooked lovingly from scratch.  There was a man there who swore he made the “best macaroni and cheese ever”  and we were all impressed, “what is the secret of your macaroni and cheese?” we asked.  And he wouldn’t tell.  But after a little discussion and some serious culinary expert guesses, he agreed that he could make it for us this very day.  So off he and my nephew went to the store.  He came back with a ton of Kraft Mac N Cheese in a box and some pepper blend of spices.  Cooked up about 2 gallons of the stuff and every single person ate it until it was gone.  

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tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

Truly! Yea! Verily Yea!  See through shirts are stupid and just require more purchase.  And they don’t post that in the description if you are shopping online so that you get a shirt, you think you cannot see through it, and then you buy it and get it in the mail.  Pow, totally useless.

Also pockets, fake or otherwise, on the boobs.  If you have a moderate to large bust they really stand out and sometimes the flaps actually do stand out.  Totally useless too.  Let me put a *anything* in this pocket so that it looks all lumpy and pokes you in the sensetive bits.

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Reblog if its freaking freezing where you are

-13 baby!

my phone says -7F with a feels like of -28F

5 with -22 windchill! (temps in F for FUCKITY FUCK IT’S COLD)

OK HOW DO THEY MEASURE THE FEELS LIKE TEMP?  Do they like have one guy they fly around like, “Ok BOB What temperature do you think it is here?”  Or is there a feels-like-o-meter?  Seems like a bogus classification.

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women with boobs don’t need or want pockets on the chest of their shirts.  Stop making so many shirts with boob pockets.

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saverockandroll:

can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist

or, we could let kids finally have a role model that they can look up to who is not only a very talented writer but also an incredibly…

This last post is just wrong in so many ways.  Firstly John Green supports the things he thinks are cool but in no way bashes people who are into sports or other things he is not into.  He may tell stories that are personal to him from his personal point of view which everyone is entitled to do but I feel he makes an effort to be unoffensive and more informative.  He cheers for things he loves like great writing and he wishes people would read more because he loves to read.  Doesn’t everyone feel that way when they love something?  Doesn’t everyone wish more people would know and understand their love for something?He has openly discussed his struggles with mental illness so why would he treat that negatively?  He has also been unhappy with his weight at times and I am pretty sure he has discussed this from his personal battles with diet and exercise.  I could not imagine him taking a stance against anyone’s gender or sexuality or religious affiliation or lifestyle solely on those issues.  Telling people not to like him as an author is like telling people to not like their particular fandom.  It is not your place to judge.  He is as profound as whatever his readers get out of his books individually.  As a group they can love him however they want.   

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Pope Francis is People Of The Year by LEADING GAY RIGHTS magazine, The Advocate.

And as a openly gay and devoted Catholics, I am truly proud of him and The Advocate for their open mindedness.

Personally, I see many qualities in Pope Francis that I like and adore.

He rebel, and I am a rebel, so I pretty much get him. Unlike former Popes, he doesn’t follow all that Vatican’s codes and rules, for good reasons.

He has the characteristics of a leader that we wish all our leaders had. He is not perfect but he walks the walk. He walks the walk.

And here’s some of them:

Picture 1. He acknowledged that atheists can be good people.

Earlier in 2013,  Pope Francis spoke out against the common interpretation within the Church that atheists, by nature, are bad people. He stated that, “Atheists should be seen as good people if they do good.” After meeting the Pope, the openly atheist president of Uruguay, Jose Mujica, compared Francis to a friendly neighbor. 

Picture 2. He denouced judgement on homosexuals

Pope Francis has stated several times that the Church has no right to interfere spiritually in the lives of gays and lesbians. Though Francis maintained the right of the Church to express opinions on homosexuality, he believes that Christians should not judge or ridicule.

Picture 3. He PERSONALLY called and consoled victim of rape

A 44-year old Argentinian woman, raped by a local policeman, was one of thousands to write a letter to Pope Francis in 2013. The woman was surprised when she later received a phone call from Francis himself—who consoled the woman and told her, “You are not alone.”

Picture 4. He auctioned his motorcycle to the benefit to the homeless

In October, Francis donated his own Harley Davidson motorcycle to fund a hostel and soup kitchen in Rome.

Picture 5. He urged the protection of Amazon Rainforest

During his visit to Brazil, Pope Francis met with natives who have been fighting ranchers and farmers attempting to invade their land. He encouraged that the Amazon be treated as a garden and protected.

Picture 6. he snuck out of the Vatican to feed the homeless.

More recently, it has been discovered that Pope Francis regularly leaves the Vatican at night to feed the homeless. Dressed as an ordinary priest, he joins Archbishop Konrad Krajewski to feed the poor of Rome.

Picture 7. He held a major ceremony at the chapel of a youth prison.

In March, the Pope held a major Holy Week service at Casal del Marmo jail for minors, rather than the Vatican. During the service, the pope washed and kissed the feet of 12 young offenders to commemorate Jesus’ gesture of humility towards his apostles on the night before he died.

Picture 8. He invited a boy wit Downs Syndrome for a ride in Popemobile.

During a general audience, Pope Francis invited Alberto di Tullio, a 17-year-old boy with Downs Syndrome, to ride in his Popemobile while thousands watched.

Picture 9. He embraced and kissed Vinicio Riva

November saw Pope Francis embrace Vinicio Riva, a man scarred by a genetic disease. Fighting agonising pain on a daily basis, such an act restored the faith of a man who says that he is often mocked in public.

Picture 10. He spoke out against frivolous spending by the Church.

The average set of cardinal’s clothes costs as much as $20,000. In October, Pope Francis urged officials to dress more modestly and to not squander such money. In the same month, he ordered a German bishop to explain how he had spent $3 million on a marble courtyard.

HOW HAS THE AWESOME POPE NOT BEEN REBLOGGED FURTHER?

Look, I’m not a Christian. I’m a practicing LaVeyan Satanist. But THIS GUY HERE…

I respect him. I like him. I look forward to seeing him do more good things. And I’ll reblog this a thousand times because, FUCK, Pope Awesome is AWESOME.

AND CAN WE REALIZE FOR A SECOND THE POPE RODE A HARLEY?!?!!

As a Catholic, I have to say it’s really weird having a pope who seems to care about people. A good kind of weird, just…not something I would have ever expected.  I just kind of assumed they elected popes based entirely on their proficiency in covering up child rape and Nazi collaboration scandals.

This is a pretty awesome pope

FINALLY a real pope!

Ah dude you’re killing me here

The world is seriously getting weird when the Catholic Church is becoming more liberal than its offshoots.. 

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